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1/15/06 07:42 pm - i am so bored

About Me 101
Personals
What is your full name?:jennifer leight jurgenson
Were you named after someone?:kind of
How many piercings do you have?:6
How many tattoos do you have?:none
Can you write with both hands?:nope
Can you whistle?:no
How many times did you fail your driving test?:none
Can you do the splits?:no, i never could
What's your favourite animal?:kitties
Where is your home away from home?:austin's
When was the last time you threw up?:years ago
When did you last cry?:a looong time ago
What's the ONE thing you can't live without?:men
What's your biggest fear?:I really don't know
What annoys you most about others?:a lack of compassion and bitchyness
How do you release your anger?:I throw things
If you could change something about yourslef, what would it be?:my boobs would be bigger and my hair longer
What's your most overused phrase?:fuck?
What's the stupidest thing you've done?:thrown spaghetti from a balcony
What makes you laugh?:wit and sarcasm
If you could relive a holiday trip again, which would it be?:new orleans
Relationships
What is the first thing you notice about a guy/girl?:face, clothes and hair
What do you look for in a guy/girl?:responsibility, loyalty, and how they rate on the sexometer
What turns you on?:necks in general, backrubs, oral sex and hair
What turns you off?:anger, a lack of compassion, immaturity, not being yourself, etc.
Are you the jealous type?:depends
Are you too shy to ask someone out?:if wer'e friends-no, if not, hell yea
Where do you want to go on you honeymoon?:europe..maybe Greece, Italy, Germany, France..
Would you choose true love or 100 million dollars?:love
Would you sleep with someone for money?:depends on the amount and how attractive he is
Where is the weirdest place you've had sex?:well, no where, but other things? umm a car, elavator, movie theater, pool, kitchen counter..
Do you own any bondage equipment?:hah, yes
Does size really matter?:yes ma'am
Are you lonely?:not really
Have you ever...
told a secret you promised to keep?:probably
kept a secret from someone?:secrets are stupid
lied to someone?:yes
fallen asleep at the movies?:yes
cried during a movie?:yes
been on TV?:yea
sat on a rooftop and stared at the stars?:not exactly
been toilet papering?:haha, no, not yet
been so drunk you blacked out?:i wish
put a body part on fire for fun?:..no
had an imaginary friend?:yep
seen a therapist?:many
had a dream come true?:yes
been fired from a job?:nope
been hurt emotionally?:well yea..
been a player?:haha, yep
had a crush on a friend?:no
had a crush on a teacher?:GADNISSSS
been skinny dipping?:yes
flashed someone?:well..not directly
gone to a strip club?:i wish
had a one-night stand?:no
had phone sex?:yes
been in a threesome?:i wish
been in a car accident?:kind of but not really
stolen anything?:nope
been arrested?:nope
Do you...
have any birthmarks?:yea
like to dance?:i love to dance
play any sport?:....yoga?
play any instruments?:violin and a little piano
collect anything?:candles
have any addictions?:nyquil and men
tan naked?:i would if the guy next door couldn't see me so easily
have any bad habits?:biting my nails, pulling out my hair, and driving really bad
have any regrets?:heh, yea
have a motto you live by?:everything happens for a reason
have lucky underwear?:yes-all of them
sleep naked?:when the mood strikes
need to be wearing matching underwear?:no
have any party tricks?:..getting drunk?
wish on falling stars?:yes
believe in Santa Claus?:not since i was 6
believe in destiny and fate?:a modified version..
believe in angels?:yes
believe in ghosts?:yes
untie your shoes when you take them off?:nope
think trees feel pain?:..no
Random
What is the most embarrassing CD in you collection?:korn?
What is the strangest dream that you've had?:im too lazy to write it
What was you r favourite childhood toy?:my teddy bear
What's your favourite item of clothing?:my red and black underwear, and my garter belt
What's your favourite board game?:candy land
What's your favourite smell?:sweaty man
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?:black
How do you eat an Oreo?:i eat it
If your life was made into a movie, who would you have play you?:well, angelina jolie of course
If you had one super power what would it be?:to have the best sex ever?
What's the first thing you think of when you wake up?:why am i still here?
What's the last thing you think of when going to bed?:men, usually..
How many rings do you leave before you answer the phone?:depends..
Is the glass half full or half empty?:its just half
Can you say the alphabet backwards?:nope
What's on your mouse pad?:noothing
Can you use chopsticks?:slightly
Why whould anyone be friends with you?:i really don't know
If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?:no
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You've been totally Bzoink*d

1/11/06 06:19 pm - moms funny

today i was thinking "if a female dog is a bitch, whats a female cat?" mom answers.."i dunno..a pussy?"

we both cracked up

sometimes dad not being in the house is so much better..

9/28/05 09:15 pm

Go listen to her
now.


http://www.emmashapplin.net/flash.html

9/24/05 02:24 pm

ITS AN ECTOPLASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/18/05 08:40 pm

okay, guys..next time i write about my hair, make me delete it. Im starting to sound like such an asshole.

9/18/05 08:39 pm

I miss that muscley physique and sexy deep voice. I miss it with a passion right now. I don't know why. I barely knew him.

9/18/05 12:39 pm

My hair is blackesque. I'm officially gothic now.

9/10/05 06:30 pm

Austin straightened my hair. It looks oh-so-sexy. Its very Angelina Jolie-esque. <3

9/7/05 04:32 pm

So I'm succumbing and joining that damn master musician program. If I get accepted that is..yea, so, I just wanted to say goodbye to my life and everyone in it. Farewell.

9/5/05 04:42 pm - I am way too bored for life right now

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9/4/05 12:54 pm - cheesy lyrics for one of my pissed off moments

You know you did it
I'm gone
To find someone to live for
In this world
There's no light at the end of the tunnel tonight
Just a bridge that I gotta burn
You're wrong
If you think you can walk right through my door
That is just so you
Coming back when I've finally moved on
I'm already gone

There is nothing you can say
Sorry doesn't cut it, babe
Take the hint and walk away
'Cause I'm gone
Doesn't matter what you do
It's what you did that's hurting you
All I needed was the truth
Now I'm gone

What you see's not what you get
What you see's not what you get

8/29/05 08:55 pm - sheer romance in the form of a song..<3

"Calling tears from deep inside, oh, your so exquisite..and in the mirror, all midnight eyes..oh, if I could remain, but its just a visit..all midnight eyes read vacancy.."




I need a poet. Thats what I need. Someone to tell me that.


::wistful sigh::


Someday, someday I shall meet my shining knight.<3

8/29/05 04:55 pm - yay

Harem Image
Look, it's the incredible one-woman Harem!
(Apparently it is, indeed, possible.)
Well, congratulations, you seem to have finally
found a valid reason for gallivanting about
without much on but your hair and some sparkly
jewellry, and it actually sort of makes sense
this time. Go you.

You're the adventuresome, exotic one, mysterious,
alluring, and unique. No-one's really sure
where you came from, but you're nifty so
no-one's going to ask. It seems like you just
materialised out of a sand dune one day . . .
that's kind of cool, isn't it?

One bit of advice: although rose petals have many
uses, CLOTHING, unfortunately, is not one of
them.


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8/26/05 01:39 pm - yelliandewan

I love my new SArah Brightman icon. Its loverly. Thank you dearest yelliandewan.

8/26/05 01:28 pm

Well, today I decided to stay home..I was way too tired to deal with those terrible school-people. Anyway, hopefully I'll be alloted some time tonight to go party with austin..yea. So living with my aunt and uncle has been nice surprisingly enough. They're a funny bunch. They have a cat now. His name is Frank.
I've been considering going on a "mission" with them this weekend, but, I dunno. I don't want to mess with that whole thing too much. Whatever it is thats being messed with...yea, anyway, I really have a strong urge to go to ybor and buy things. I also really want to go to the masquerade. I don't know why..just cause..I miss Austin. Haha, I'm so pathetic. Sigh, I'll probably have to go to dinner with the family tonight..so thatll be..fun? Yea, I'm off.

8/4/05 05:12 pm

Today I remembered just how much I despise school.

7/28/05 10:22 am

I put the weirdest, most crazy shit in here.

7/28/05 10:21 am - too...much...dive...

How far can sailors fflllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy???????

7/27/05 09:24 pm

so..I umm..
have this thing for magicians..
well.

7/25/05 04:13 pm - jumbled talking

Sometimes I want too much out of life. Where is my magic lamp and accommodating genie? I want freedom. Pure, unbridled freedom. I want to join the peace corps. and go to Jamaica and help people. I want an education..one that matters. I'm sick of seeing billboards exploiting corporations. Whenever I see one now I pretend that, instead of the golden arches or the walmart logo, theres a painting..The Last Supper. Primavera. Something beautiful and unselfish. I'm sick of people hating each other and themselves. I'm sick of people dying.
I want a little house on the beach filled with people. I want a man who forever loves me and understands me. I want a little girl to read fairy tales to under a tree. I want to know things. I want to travel. I want to make music. I want to live happily ever after. I want too much. I want something that can actually happen for once in my life.
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